10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves