10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Welcome to kicker school
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio