10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."