10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels