10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson