10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-