10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon