10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.