10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.