10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.