10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers