10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is for loners.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.