10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament