10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.