10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.