10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)