10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts