10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave