10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "No river, no fish."