10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.