10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--