10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright