10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"