10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"