10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• It's Free To Fold...
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "No river, no fish."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.