10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson