10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --