10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson