10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...