10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• im going to 2 out you to death
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.