10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.