10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim