10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier