10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school