10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.