10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.