10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus