10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus