10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave