10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.