10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.