10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)