10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.