10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die