10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier