10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]