10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright