10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!