10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.