10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs